last night a close friend got run over by his own boat. his leg got all mangled and caught in the boat’s propeller. he spent last night in the hospital and had surgery this morning to put humpty back together again. wait. I forgot to mention that IT WAS HIS GIRLFRIED DRIVING. today is their two year anniversary. all this because the girlfriend couldn’t tell her left from her right. real life. you can’t make this shit up.
June 27, 2010, 6:02pm Comments