the below incident sounded hilarious until we went to go see the patient in the hospital. as men are often wont to do, our friend managed to make his injuries sound minor over the phone. they were not so minor in person.
if your friends and family tell you for two years that the girl you’re seeing is lacking in basic qualities essential to living as a functional human being- common sense, an awareness of what goes on around her, a general sense of right from wrong- chances are they’re right.
chances are maybe someday she will run you over with your own boat.
June 27, 2010, 11:47pm Comments
